07 December 2007

The Top Five Ways to Get on the Six O'clock News


5. Host a charity bake sale.

4. Run for office on the Green Party ticket.

3. Streak at a local ballgame.

2. Murder someone. Then confess.

1. Murder someone at a charity bake sale. Later while streaking at a local ballgame, confess the crime and announce your campaign for office on the Green Party ticket simultaneously.


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