07 December 2007
The Top Five Ways to Get on the Six O'clock News
5. Host a charity bake sale.
4. Run for office on the Green Party ticket.
3. Streak at a local ballgame.
2. Murder someone. Then confess.
1. Murder someone at a charity bake sale. Later while streaking at a local ballgame, confess the crime and announce your campaign for office on the Green Party ticket simultaneously.
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