The Planning Committee for THE PRICE IS RIGHT

“Soon the proletariat will rise up against our regime.”

“This is true, does anyone have any ideas?”

“We can train Paris to divert their attention.”

“No. They’ll never fall for her parlor tricks.”

“Do you have a better idea?”

“…”

“I’ve got one! We can produce a television show where we hand out our products to the illiterate. It will quell the masses much like the lottery and broadcast sports. Plus, we can use the program for advertising.”

“That is a good start, but we should try to think outside the box. Right now we are on the edge of the box. Let’s take that idea and give it 105 percent.”

“How about we force the insignificants to guess at our arbitrary pricing? That way we trick the masses into valuing meaningless items while we laugh at their vapid, consumerist culture.”

“That is perversely malicious. Good job! I’ll call Barker.”