Out of Context Quote of Myself During Philosophy Class Last Thursday

"It's not like when little Billy asks how babies are born that you pop in porno and say, 'This is where you put the PENIS in and you KEEP ON A ROCKIN' ' "

Emphasis added by me while I said it.
And yes, I am that kid. Shame does not exist in me.

I'm back sorta

Sorry about the whole not posting thing, lurker. I have this life things that gets in the way of stuff. Don't judge me.

My Spring Break Starts Today

In which the term "Spring" means "the time of year when mountains of snow plummet down in order to shatter my dream of napping in my yard."

School Update: I just took two general ed tests and finished a project in my Learning Theory (Read: How to Manipulate Others) course in which I classically conditioned a simulated rat in various ways. Looking at those words makes it seem like such a non-accomplishment, but it was time-consuming and challenging. So stop looking at me that way.

Also, I have three midterms right after I return from break, which means that my break will be spent studying, writing papers, and sending resumes for summer jobs. So I won't be posting next week. I am sorry, commited lurker.

The most colorful corpses in southern indiana

During the winter months, my house is where ladybugs go to die. You know how elephants, at the end of their lives, have the instinctual knowledge to migrate to the elephant graveyard? Well my house is the ladybug graveyard. We decided not to paint the walls, since three months out of the year they appear pokadotted. The ladybugs need to go somewhere warm away from the snow and ice, but since my house is not filled with the natural food of ladybugs, they all starve to death. Frequently as I walk up the stairs a ladybug falls on top of me, emaciated and deprived. And they look so pretty when they repeatedly try to walk through the windows. Oh, how they fail.


Okay, was that quirky or just creepy?

Googling

So I tried to find my blog by googling "The Shameful Thing" which was pretty stupid because there are a lot of shameful things on the internet.

But if you google "Raquel Peloquin" I'm number one.

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It happened again! Must remember not to mix words with photos!

That was weird

Guess I shouldn't mix words with pictures.

FAQ

What’s a FAQ? A F.A.Q. is a series of Frequently Asked Questions. I supply the answers after each question so that this is both informative and accessible. Below I will list the most frequently asked questions that you (the readers) give me and my responses.

Can I ask rhetorical questions? I don’t know, can you?

You just answered a question with another question. Isn’t that a little cheap? Well it worked for Socrates and Jesus.

State-sanctioned execution also worked for Socrates and Jesus. Whoa now, there’s no need to be hostile. Why don’t we put down the knives and sort things out. Moving on…

Umm Justin, where are we? What did we do last night? To your first question, we are at an old friend of mine’s place. Don’t worry; they are at work, so we have a few hours to get composed. To your second question, you obviously ingested large quantities of alcohol and other illicit substances. And then we played Axis & Allies.

That’s all? Yes. And then we screwed.

Oh.

Can I have your baby? I wish you could, but it kept making these really annoying noises and it left messes everywhere. So I returned it for store credit. Sorry.

How did you get so devilishly charming and witty? I get that all the time! I think I get the devilishly charming part from my grand-pappy, Beelzebub. As for my wit, after the major studios ran out of all the money they made by broadcasting every episode of every show online, I bought Tina Fey from NBC. I keep her in my basement. For every joke she makes, I give her five minutes of “outside time.”

Really, Satan’s your grandpa? I was expecting you to go with the usual “son of Satan” routine. I was too, but then Tina Fey stepped in for the save. She used to be really uncooperative, always starting fights and shanking her neighbors. But now she’s gotten into the weight room in a big way. It’s been a total turnaround.

What are the five types of glia cells and their functions? Well, the star-shaped astrocytes help synchronize the activity of the axons and enable them to send messages in waves. The miniscule microglia function as if they were part of the immune system, since they remove waste material, viruses, fungi, and other microorganisms. Both oligodendrocytes of the central nervous system and schwann cells of the peripheral nervous system build the myelin sheaths that insulate axons. And the radial glia, a subgroup of astrocytes, migrate neurons and help grow their axons and dendrites during embryonic development.

Whatever I Want

See!

So,

We have now run through everything that I wrote during thanksgiving, so I am going to take a break from posting until I accumulate a large enough body of new articles. But don’t worry; this is the perfect opportunity to check out all those old posts. I can’t think of a better activity to do over Christmas. What? You want to spend quality time with your family, friends, and holiday hook-ups?

Fine, don’t mind me, then. I’ll just be here, sulking in the corner like a kicked Chihuahua.

(Also, try pronouncing the word Chee-hoo-ah-hoo-ah to the next person you see. Isn’t that fun?)

Also, always feel free to provide feedback in the comments section. Like what you see? Don’t like what you see? Tell me. And if you have any ideas for any articles you want me to cover, or celebrities you want me to drunk dial, or places I should go for eternal punishment, etc., tell me about them. If you don’t like leaving comments, you can always reach me at: thisis@fakeemailaddr.ess

New Title

Apparently the purposefully bland "Anonymous College Student Blog" is not working that well since no one reads this. I need a name that will entice people.

Possibilities:
1. Casual Sex
2. I am deep and quirky
3. I am deep and quirky and therefore we should have casual sex
4. I do this for the attention

Here's a nice game for the lurkers: Guess which one(s) is(are) ironic!