Showing posts with label charity bake sales. Show all posts
Showing posts with label charity bake sales. Show all posts
07 December 2007
The Top Five Ways to Get on the Six O'clock News
5. Host a charity bake sale.
4. Run for office on the Green Party ticket.
3. Streak at a local ballgame.
2. Murder someone. Then confess.
1. Murder someone at a charity bake sale. Later while streaking at a local ballgame, confess the crime and announce your campaign for office on the Green Party ticket simultaneously.
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