So,

We have now run through everything that I wrote during thanksgiving, so I am going to take a break from posting until I accumulate a large enough body of new articles. But don’t worry; this is the perfect opportunity to check out all those old posts. I can’t think of a better activity to do over Christmas. What? You want to spend quality time with your family, friends, and holiday hook-ups?

Fine, don’t mind me, then. I’ll just be here, sulking in the corner like a kicked Chihuahua.

(Also, try pronouncing the word Chee-hoo-ah-hoo-ah to the next person you see. Isn’t that fun?)

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